Swedish beauty

[Alfred E. Neuman]

hittin all the mule shows, auctions,sales and state fairs.
, the better they look.

"A Story About Love..."........

[Wiener]

Thats what my body looks like. I'm fixin to go out and unload a flatbed of hay, i'll take off my shirt in case a few of the locals gals walk by, then they'll come over and help. need to work on the tan anyway.
This weekend i'm goin on the road for 12 weeks- hittin 12 states in 12 weeks. hittin all the mule shows, auctions,sales and state fairs.
Some of them country girls look so beautiful it gives me goose bumps. By fair time, they all got he good tan and short shorts goin on. i don't recall them lookin this good when i was 30 years younger. Seems like the older i get, the better they look.

Well that should put you in your late 50's early 60's are you sure the girls aren't just amazed that you would bare your body at all?
If they are giggling at you that would be a good sign.
Farm work does not give you abs like that, I know enough farm boys and men to know that is a lie of crap, really thick crap at that.
So you work with mules, you go to the fairs and the sales two totally different classes of people at each you know.
Fairs aren't so bad but sales, well that falls to the lower end just like the animals being sold at them.

[Jehovahsman]

Well weiner, truthfully i'm in my mid fiftys.
I've been a bodybuilder and gym rat since i went in the marine corps at 17.
For a long time i used ephredrine to get enough energy to get through my workouts, but it recently caught up with me.
I used to work out for 3 hours at a time every night.
In march of this year i had a heart attack and had to have a stent put in.
then i tried to resume my regular activity and had two more heart attacks in may and had to have two more stents put in.
Now i can only do a few pushups and situps and i'm weary.

My doctor said i suffered too much heart damage from the heart attacks and i could fall over dead at any time.
He says i need a transplant, but i ain't goin for it. I got the bad news on my heart a week or two ago. It freakin floored me.
I'm learnin to live minute to minute. I cried about it, got mad about it, and depressed about it.

Luckily, i'm in a position where i don't have to work hard all day and i can go at my own pace and just do what is necessary rather than just work steady for 8 hours a day.
I work an hour or so until i get chest pain or dizzy, then i stop and come in and mess around on the computer or lay down.
I got nobody lookin over my shoulder as long as what needs to be done gets done.

Doc says i can expect to live maybe 5 more years until the stents start to give me trouble. I figure if i got 5 more years, i'm okay with that.
I AM STARTING TO LOSE MUSCLE TONE AND MY ABS ARE SUFFERIN SOME, BUT YOU JUST DON'T LOSE IT OVERNIGHT.
I STILL LOOK STRONG AND HEALTHY- BUT MY HEART IS THE TROUBLE.
Every day i feel like i'm about to have the big one or i get dizzy and nausous[?]. Every day i have that moment where i feel like i'm going to fall over dead.
If you ever find yourself sittin face to face with a doctor and he looks you in the eye and says "you're dyin"-well,words just can't describe what goes on in your mind.

[Wiener]

Well weiner, truthfully i'm in my mid fiftys.
I've been a bodybuilder and gym rat since i went in the marine corps at 17.
For a long time i used ephredrine to get enough energy to get through my workouts, but it recently caught up with me.
I used to work out for 3 hours at a time every night.
In march of this year i had a heart attack and had to have a stent put in.
then i tried to resume my regular activity and had two more heart attacks in may and had to have two more stents put in.
Now i can only do a few pushups and situps and i'm weary.

My doctor said i suffered too much heart damage from the heart attacks and i could fall over dead at any time.
He says i need a transplant, but i ain't goin for it. I got the bad news on my heart a week or two ago. It freakin floored me.
I'm learnin to live minute to minute. I cried about it, got mad about it, and depressed about it.

Luckily, i'm in a position where i don't have to work hard all day and i can go at my own pace and just do what is necessary rather than just work steady for 8 hours a day.
I work an hour or so until i get chest pain or dizzy, then i stop and come in and mess around on the computer or lay down.
I got nobody lookin over my shoulder as long as what needs to be done gets done.

Doc says i can expect to live maybe 5 more years until the stents start to give me trouble. I figure if i got 5 more years, i'm okay with that.
I AM STARTING TO LOSE MUSCLE TONE AND MY ABS ARE SUFFERIN SOME, BUT YOU JUST DON'T LOSE IT OVERNIGHT.
I STILL LOOK STRONG AND HEALTHY- BUT MY HEART IS THE TROUBLE.
Every day i feel like i'm about to have the big one or i get dizzy and nausous[?]. Every day i have that moment where i feel like i'm going to fall over dead.
If you ever find yourself sittin face to face with a doctor and he looks you in the eye and says "you're dyin"-well,words just can't describe what goes on in your mind.

I will add you to my prayer list, no one deserves to go out in their 50's or 60's I know I lost my Mom when she was just a pup of 61. My newphew at 25, my brother at 41.  May God make your Doctor a liar there J-man. 

[Jehovahsman]

thanks wiener, but it's hard to complain about livin 55 or 60 years..
I always figured to live hard, die young, and leave a good lookin corpse.
I signed up for some rehab classes to try and keep the corpse in good shape.

[WDVE]

A stranger was seated next to a Swedish blonde on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger,
- 'What would you like to talk about?'
- 'Oh, I don't know, said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
- OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the blonde's intelligence, thinks about it and says,
- 'Hmmm, I have no idea....'
To which the blonde replies,
- 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh!t?'

[oldster]

It appears that she has a new sweetie.  She has been reported canoodling with a fellow student at the school where she is studying psychology, a 35 yo South African.

[Alfred E. Neuman]

[Alfred E. Neuman]

WTF Tiger......My, oh, My