A Few Good Men

If A Few Good Men was remade today with global warming on trial, staring WhatFreedom and Redcap

Redcap: Colonel WhatFreedom, did you order the Cap and Trade?!
Judge: You don't have to answer that question!
WhatFreedom: I'll answer the question. You want answers?
Redcap: I think I'm entitled.
WhatFreedom: You want answers?
Redcap: I want the truth!
WhatFreedom: You can't handle the truth!

WhatFreedom: Son, I want to live in an America that has windmills and solar panels, and they have to be promoted by men who believe in a Green Planet. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant WDVE? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Gas guzzling SUVs and you curse the Electric Car. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Hummers death, while tragic, probably helped clean the air. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, will save the planet! You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me to stop Global Warming! You need me to stop Global Warming! We use words like Climate Change, Carbon Credits, Greenhouse Gases. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending a better future. You use them as a punchline! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps in a house heated and cooled by fossil fuels and then expects them to be there for his kids and grandkids! I would rather you just said "Thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a Hybrid vehicle, and reduce your carbon emissions. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

Redcap: Did you order the Cap and Trade?
WhatFreedom: I did the job that—
Redcap: Did you order the Cap and Trade?
WhatFreedom: You're goddamn right I did!