"We're out of crack, go rob something"

[Mr.Johnstown]

http://tribune-democrat.com/local/x993484988/Suspect-to-face-trial-in-Moxham-Sheetz-robbery

Ok, you're smoking some crack with some girl.  You run out of money to buy more crack, so she tells you to go rob something to get money to buy more crack.  That sounds like a good idea, so you get a knife and go rob Sheetz and run away with a couple of hundred dollars and a pack of smokes.  The cops look at the video tape, identify you and go out and arrest you.

At what point do you realize that you are a dumbass?

[beeker]

http://tribune-democrat.com/local/x993484988/Suspect-to-face-trial-in-Moxham-Sheetz-robbery
At what point do you realize that you are a dumbass?

My guess is he'll realize that when someone in Prison takes his crack 

[molmarsa]

If you are smoking crack......Here's your sign....dumbass!

[bleyeskaren]

Not being a drug user, it is difficult to explain how/why this stuff happens. I agree with Molmarsa, they are a dumbass for sure!

[Alfred E. Neuman]

http://tribune-democrat.com/local/x993484988/Suspect-to-face-trial-in-Moxham-Sheetz-robbery

At what point do you realize that you are a dumbass?

This is a trick question, huh?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWlyV0ViMuI

[Boo]

Reminds me of the song: Whiskey In A Jar! By Metallica


As I was goin' over the Cork and Kerry mountains.
I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was countin'.
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier.
I said stand and deliver or the devil he may take ya.

I took all of his money and it was a pretty penny.
I took all of his money and I brought it home to Molly.
She swore that she loved me, never would she leave me.
But the devil take that woman, yeah for you know she tricked me easy.

Musha ring dum a do dum a da.
Whack for my daddy-o,
Whack for my daddy-o.
There's whiskey in the jar-o.

Being drunk and weary I went to Molly's chamber.
Takin' money with me but I never knew the danger.
For about six or maybe seven, yeah in walks Captain Farrell.
I jumped up, fired my pistols and I shot him with both barrels.

Musha ring dum a do dum a da.
Whack for my daddy-o,
Whack for my daddy-o.
There's whiskey in the jar-o.

Now some men like the fishin' some men like the fowlin',
Some men like ta hear, ta hear the cannon ball a roarin'.
Me? I like sleepin' especially in my Molly's chamber.
But here I am in prison, here I am with ball and chain, yeah.

Musha ring dum a do dum a da.
Whack for my daddy-o,
Whack for my daddy-o.
There's whiskey in the jar-o yeah.

Whiskey in the jar-o.

Musha ring dum a do dum a da,
Musha ring dum a do dum a da hey,
Musha ring dum a do dum a da,
Musha ring dum a do dum a da hey,

[RobinQuillonsHair]

Metalliwho?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK_d8WfNyfA

[Boo]

Metalliwho?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK_d8WfNyfA

I'm aware the song was originally recorded by Thin Lizzy. I prefer the Metallica version.

[pbal]

Thin who?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN8I07Zccmk

[RobinQuillonsHair]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eOIU9ekSMk&feature=fvw

[pbal]

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-music&field-keywords=peter+paul+and+mary+gilgarra&x=0&y=0

[irvingtwosmokes]

From Breaking Bad last week

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icJOkfS7ImA

[new2pa]

I love Whisky In A Jar  O    oh, and the song, too!

[Boo]

I love Whisky In A Jar  O    oh, and the song, too!

Of course, Cork and Kerry mountains, the original came from Ireland. Which version do you like best?

[WDVE]

Personally I like the  Jameson version myself.