Ozzy Osbourne

[Alfred E. Neuman]

....he's not quite dead yet........some think he's dead, and others want to know how the heck this guy is still living after 40 years of drug and alcohol abuse.........well, let's look at the common denominators during his last 40 years, and maybe old Ozzy ain't as dumb as he appears.....but listen kids, if you follow in his footsteps, no one will understand a word you say, which could be pretty aggravating at family functions..........

....they will map out his genetic code.........

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,594568,00.html

[Wiener]

I believe the prescription drugs jacked him up way more than any of the illegal ones he ever did.  Just watch a family member or friend who is prescribed a bunch of head pills, they do slowly go nuts and after awhile make mostly no sense at all.