You must be one of those people who can fart at will.
Last week i was at the dollar store buying oatmeal cookies and as i was walkin down the aisle i was fartin with every step i took.
[that happens to me sometimes] anyway, it was really bad, so i turned up the next aisle to get away from it and it just followed me up the next aisle. An old lady walked by me and really got mad, she was cussin like i never heard old ladies cuss. i couldn't believe how mad she got.
I wonder if i'm the only one that gets gassy and farts with every step i take. i don't get standin still farts, it seems like i always get the walkin farts. Old lady been alive a long time, she should have been more understandin if you ask me.
My ex used to go in the bathroom and let em rip- boy could she blow em. then she'd turn on the fan and spray air freshener.
Some people get real self conscious about gas.
Those are called the walking farts and yes lots of people get them.
My hubby now sprays the air freshner and then leave the window and door closed after he leaves the bathroom. Nothing worse than the smell of sh*t and cheap air freshner to make your nose and eyes water.
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