JetBlue Attendant Bails

[Alfred E. Neuman]

.......some passengers on airplanes are a$$holes, especially the ones who have to be the first to get their luggage down before the plane is even stopped.  It appears this plane was still in the air when "Richard Cranium" was pulling down his luggage and nailed the attendant in the head......and then refused to apologize to him.........

"All you people can go f@#k yourthelf, i got a bump my head and it hurths....i'm stho sthressed out, and i'm not gonna thake it anymore...........i'm stho miffed"

He grabs two beers, deployed the emergency exit slide, fled, got in his cat and went home....Word has it he was having sex with his partner when he was arrested at his home.........

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/national/northeast/view/20100810miffed_jetblue_attendant_exits_plane_via_slide_at_jfk_is_arrested/srvc=home&position=recent

[RobinQuillonsHair]

Was this story really newsworthy enough to lead the Today show?

[Alfred E. Neuman]

......it's probably not even newsworthy enough to be on the 'Buzz'..........but the "Grand Exit" was too funny........i hope he realizes he may spend some time in jail...at least he won't be asking for  'soap on a rope'.....'not that there's anything wrong with that.........'

[Wiener]

I don't even think it was news worthy enough for this forum.