Holy Sh!t

[millcreek]

Makin some eats for me and my daughter and had some left over batter for fried chicken, no problem just go down to the store and get a little more chicken. Go into store place is empty and pick up one pack of chicken and head for the checkout. This is were the sh!t hit the fan. When I get to the line there is a older lady (b!tch) is about 10 feet from the line and I am about 5 feet (I have one thing). There were two cashiers there at the time and only one was checking out while the other was bagging. So I walk to the open lane and cut the older lady(b!tch) of bye about 4 feet and she makes a noise like she sh!t herself. So trying to be the nice person I am I  say go ahead if you want to. Guess what the older lady (maybe 62 and still a bitch with like 75 things in her cart) started to make a run for the line and I said are you serious? She said look  that's the problem with your generation you have no respect ( I am  close to 50) so I said f it  and gave the chicken to the cashier and left. Walking out I ran into a old friend and turned around to talk to him and saw my new friend pass her access card through the machine to pay for her bounty and I asked her she needed any help with her groceries with a reply of no.
I then left for my car to see my new friend with her bounty and access card load groceries into a nice brand new Honda SUV.

[WDVE]

Sounds like one of Aimeey's adventures millcreek.....punked by a ruthless b!tch.  You helped pay for her groceries too.

Was she from Westmont?

[Mr.Johnstown]

Was there a condom showing? 

If she has a convertible, check for a rollbar.

[millcreek]

Sounds like one of Aimeey's adventures millcreek.....punked by a ruthless b!tch.  You helped pay for her groceries too.

Was she from Westmont?

There was a logo for one of the dealers in greensburg dont remember the name though. Funny thing is the people you expect to be nice are usually the a$$holes.

[PSUROCKS]

Makin some eats for me and my daughter and had some left over batter for fried chicken, no problem just go down to the store and get a little more chicken. Go into store place is empty and pick up one pack of chicken and head for the checkout. This is were the sh!t hit the fan. When I get to the line there is a older lady (b!tch) is about 10 feet from the line and I am about 5 feet (I have one thing). There were two cashiers there at the time and only one was checking out while the other was bagging. So I walk to the open lane and cut the older lady(b!tch) of bye about 4 feet and she makes a noise like she sh!t herself. So trying to be the nice person I am I  say go ahead if you want to. Guess what the older lady (maybe 62 and still a bitch with like 75 things in her cart) started to make a run for the line and I said are you serious? She said look  that's the problem with your generation you have no respect ( I am  close to 50) so I said f it  and gave the chicken to the cashier and left. Walking out I ran into a old friend and turned around to talk to him and saw my new friend pass her access card through the machine to pay for her bounty and I asked her she needed any help with her groceries with a reply of no.
I then left for my car to see my new friend with her bounty and access card load groceries into a nice brand new Honda SUV.

Sorry, I was in a hurry.  The maid was about to go into overtime.

[Mr.Johnstown]

Wait a minute - you don't have a maid for every shift?  You must live in the poor part of Westmont.

[millcreek]

Sorry, I was in a hurry.  The maid was about to go into overtime.

Good morning Sweety. I bet you are built way better than this lady (b!tch) is. Being up on the hill I imagine you spend quite a few hours at the country club working out.

[Alfred E. Neuman]

. Go into store place is empty and pick up one pack of chicken and head for the checkout. This is were the sh!t hit the fan.

........when going to the store for just one item, always pick up a 4 pack of toilet paper, whether you need it or not........most people, upon seeing this, will gladly allow you ahead of them....................

[Mr.Johnstown]

Add a bottle of Pepto to that and you have smooth sailing.

[Wiener]

Never go to the food store on the 3rd 4th or 5th of the month that is when the money grubbers get their access card refilled.

We have like 7 free food banks down here and I will go there before I go to the county/state/fed for help with food.

Most food banks require no income verification or anything they just give out the food until it is gone.  I know from a neighbor who uses the food banks that if he goes twice a month the only thing he needs to purchase from the store is meat.  Everything else is supplied by the food bank.