Yea Babe about as true as the 42 coaches on the Trojan football team and 186 14" plasma tv's in the Jtown weightroom.
At least I could figure out the story you posted at the beginnng of this thread was satire. I bet you were all giddy when you actually thought you had another zinger to down Westmont. I would have loved to see the look on your face when and if you finally put 2 and 2 together and realized that the story was a joke. "Hey, wait a minute, you mean they really didn't wrap two people up in duct tape in a dumpster in Westmont?" I see you don't want to talk about that, you'd rather change the subject to hide your stunning density. I'll oblige.
Seriously, who is the new football coach at the high school. Will it be one of the 16 assistant coaches? (Yes, if you can count, you'll see I have never exaggerated that number).
It is Thursday, maybe a big night at the Union Social? I'll be watching from outside. I guess they will send white smoke out of the chimney when they decide upon the new coach?