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« on: February 18, 2011, 06:46:41 AM »
This has made for TV movie written all over it.

http://tribune-democrat.com/local/x2016388169/Two-stopped-with-carload-of-beef-jerky

Starring Brian Dunahe (whatever the spelling) as the driver.
Mel Gibson passanger.
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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2011, 06:52:49 AM »
Dueling Banjos comes to mind.
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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2011, 07:24:04 AM »
Squeal like a pig and we will give ya some jerky.     Grin
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« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2011, 09:02:12 AM »
I was thinking Dustin Hoffman and Jon Voight.
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« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2011, 09:20:21 AM »
Y'all makin fun of those 2 poor souls?
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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2011, 09:31:08 AM »
Oh come on Boo they are from WV. 
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« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2011, 01:30:24 PM »
Quote from: Wiener on February 18, 2011, 09:31:08 AM
Oh come on Boo they are from WV. 

I understand that, however, if we want mercy and compassion on our soul, we must show it to others! Something personal for me. Something I'm trying to do and yes it's hard to do.
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« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2011, 01:46:42 PM »
Quote from: Boo on February 18, 2011, 01:30:24 PM
I understand that, however, if we want mercy and compassion on our soul, we must show it to others! Something personal for me. Something I'm trying to do and yes it's hard to do.

Your right I sit corrected.  I can't stand and type you know. Grin
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« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2011, 03:06:55 PM »
Quote from: Wiener on February 18, 2011, 01:46:42 PM
Your right I sit corrected.  I can't stand and type you know. Grin

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« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2011, 04:40:19 PM »
Beef jerky > Hot Pockets
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Why don't we try to respect one another.
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2011, 06:35:58 PM »
 Grin
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« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2011, 06:45:20 AM »
Sheriff say's you boys get out of town and dont come back.  Shocked Tough town.

http://tribune-democrat.com/local/x1498160597/2-plead-in-theft-of-jerky/print
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« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2011, 07:41:24 AM »
Was that "by sundown?"

"But sheriff, can we at least have one bag for the road and a drink for our horses?"
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« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2011, 08:12:47 AM »
Quote from: Mr.Johnstown on March 24, 2011, 07:41:24 AM
Was that "by sundown?"

"But sheriff, can we at least have one bag for the road and a drink for our horses?"

Sheriff wasn't Jerking around. Grin
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« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2011, 02:21:53 PM »
I don't understand, what was his beef, anyways?
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