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« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2011, 05:59:09 PM » |
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Wiener
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« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2011, 06:03:07 PM » |
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Floods and Earthquakes. If you start to see swarms of locusts, uh er...never mind  Yep get the drift. |
"Those that would give up Liberty in the name of security, deserve neither and will loose both."
Ben Franklin
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« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2011, 06:09:41 PM » |
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Randomly surveyed participants, cause of Earthquake FoxNews poll.
Obama -31%
Witchcraft - 27%
France - 16%
Lack of church attendance - 9%
Promotional stunt, Universal Studios - 7%
US Army test, earthquake weapon - 6%
Godzilla - 3%
Tectonic activity - 1%
3% margin of error.
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« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2011, 06:11:03 PM » |
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Has to be a phoney survey. Not one Bush did it there.
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Still looking at the grass from the green side.
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yoyo
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« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2011, 06:16:25 PM » |
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Randomly surveyed participants, cause of Earthquake MSNBC poll.
George W. Bush 85%
George H. Bush 12%
Bush 3%
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Zen
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« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2011, 06:39:40 PM » |
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Randomly surveyed participants, cause of Earthquake MSNBC poll.
George W. Bush 85%
George H. Bush 12%
Bush 3%
THE GAYS DID IT!! |
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« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2011, 06:47:58 PM » |
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I think by insurance standards that falls under the Acts of God clause, but I know you all are trying to be funny.
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"Those that would give up Liberty in the name of security, deserve neither and will loose both."
Ben Franklin
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« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2011, 06:48:37 PM » |
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No try. Do.
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What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
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« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2011, 07:16:58 PM » |
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..is the riverwalk intact?
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beefman
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« Reply #25 on: August 25, 2011, 10:00:04 PM » |
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Has to be a phoney survey. Not one Bush did it there.
President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves. |
id like to go fishing and catch a fishstick, that would be convenient.
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« Reply #26 on: August 25, 2011, 10:01:55 PM » |
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The Weather Channel says yesterday's east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown faultline running under D.C. and through Virginia. It is now being called Obama's Fault, though Obama will say it's really Bush's Fault. Other theories are that it was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves or… that what we all believed to be an earthquake was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington !
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Still looking at the grass from the green side.
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