Anybody here have a VSA phone yet?

[Jehovahsman]

A new phone is about to hit the market. It has a "voice stress analyzer" feature. When you are talking to someone, it vibrates when it detects a lie. You can also turn the feature on and put it in your hand or pocket, and it will work while you are having a casual conversation with someone. The women are gonna love this. They"ll all be playing 20 questions with everybody. I wonder how many problems this technology is going to cause. The government and some law enforcement people ahave been using it to test it. It will be great to use while you're watching politicans and televangelists on TV. It works like that too.

[WDVE]

In that case I'll purchase 2...

[Jehovahsman]

I personally know a woman that has the program installed on the computer in her office. She uses it when she interviews prospective employees. She sits at her desk and asks questions. A meter on the computer screen shows level of deception on a sliding scale. The VSA technology is more reliable than a polygraph dectector. I can't believe how many people there are that have and use that technology, yet you never hear of anyone talking about it. Kind of an unfair advantage if you ask me. It should work both ways. Politics and religion should get real interesting. You can even use it to detect lies off of recordings. This stuff is gonna cause a lot of divorce. I guess everything a stressed out person says will register as a lie; i don't know. Somebody will invent a "voice calmer" to beat it. Preachers and politicans are gonna need something, or they"ll never be able to talk.

[lexiconic]

Lie Detector Roulette

[WDVE]

Too bad it can't be used on an internet discussion board.

[Jehovahsman]

Even Jesus would of had trouble with this technology. In the gospel of John, 7th chapter , i think. Jesus was asked by his family to go with them to the feast of dedication in Jerusalem. He told them he wasn't gonna go. After they left, he went. He knew he was going to go the whole time. He went in disguise. Clearly he mislead them into thinking that he wasn't going to go. Misleading isn't actually a lie or deception if you have a reason, but misleading answers would probably register on a voice stress analyzer. Devils would love to have a voice stress analyzer to use against you. They just don't want YOU to have one to use against them. To be against that technology isn't to support lying. The average person, according to scientific studies, lies an average of 33 times a day. I don't want anyone throwing shhhit up in my face 33 times a day. I'd always be in jail for assault. Hiding camers to invade privacy and secretly using voice stress equipment is going to lead to brother against brother, sister against sister, and a mans enemies will be in his own home. That old trash, "Well, if you don't do anything wrong, or lie, then you don't have anything to worry about" is devil talk in my opinion. I don't want anyone monitoring me and analyzing everything i say. I hate it when people look over my shoulder. It's man playing god.

[Jehovahsman]

Too bad it can't be used on an internet discussion board.

It's a given that everybody is lyin on an internet discussion board, because everybody is anonymous.

[WDVE]

I would think, given your coronary problem you would want to relax, keep your blood pressure and stress level low, and never ever lie.

[Mr.Johnstown]

My accountant gives me $25,000 a week spending money.

[redcap]

My accountant gives me $25,000 a week spending money.

So does mine. Last week I bought Boardwalk, Park Place, Marvin Gardens, four railroads, ... stc.

[WDVE]

So does mine. Last week I bought Boardwalk, Park Place, Marvin Gardens, four railroads, ... stc.

I own Wall Street.

[redcap]

That does not matter. I can go downtown and occupy it.

[WDVE]

That does not matter. I can go downtown and occupy it.

...and bring your own drugs/pills of choice.  Oh, don't forget some toilet paper.

[Mr.Johnstown]

I lost a beauty contest and had to go to jail.

[Wiener]

I am a extreme left liberal progressive.