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Aimeey7
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Porn is deceptive?
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October 26, 2011, 12:52:27 AM »
From a discussion I was having with some of my facebook friends:
men are deceived by porn movies? You mean fat old bald guys don't get to screw the good looking young chics?
Like, after watching porn and moving to a real partner, and she says "you want me to do WHAT?
FORGET IT!!!!!!!
I think they deceive women too, I don't often, er, I mean friends tell me they don't often run into guys as big as they see on porn.
or last that long : Again, that's what I heard.
after watching porn and moving to a real partner, and she says "you want me to do WHAT?
FORGET IT!!!!!!!
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I think watching porn is how some guys learn to do certain things and I have to say I am no porn actress so I don't like what they have learned.
It has always amazed me how some men listen to what a women tells them she likes and some just think they know better than her what she will like.
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Quote from: Aimeey7 on October 26, 2011, 12:52:27 AM
I think they deceive women too, I don't often, er, I mean friends tell me they don't often run into guys as big as they see on porn.
or last that long : Again, that's what I heard.
.........they film those movies in front of large magnifying screens................e
verything looks bigger..................
.....and for close-ups they film in front of the strongest section of magnifying glass..............
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October 26, 2011, 04:31:30 PM »
you got it all wrong dog, a requirement for a porn actress is small hands
also, poor fat bald dudes don't get hot chicks, but add a loaded bank account and said guy can increase his pull. ijs
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I may not be hot, but money doesn't work on me, I have my own.
I never let money enter the equation, myself. Just felt like sayin' not all women go for the money.
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Quote from: Alfred E. Neuman on October 26, 2011, 04:07:53 PM
.........they film those movies in front of large magnifying screens................e
verything looks bigger..................
.....and for close-ups they film in front of the strongest section of magnifying glass..............
ohh, so that's why I never run into sizes like that...... I need a magnifying glass...................
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October 26, 2011, 09:58:54 PM »
......now that would b funny and cruel, all at the same time...lol........anyway, it's in the way that u use it.....
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Quote from: Aimeey7 on October 26, 2011, 09:16:26 PM
ohh, so that's why I never run into sizes like that...... I need a magnifying glass...................
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Aimeey if you come to Johnstown make a trip down off the mountain these farm boys in Bedford county some them look like they belong in a porn movie I can introduce you to a few if you ever feel that kind of need.
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Quote from: Wiener on October 27, 2011, 07:29:19 AM
Aimeey if you come to Johnstown make a trip down off the mountain these farm boys in Bedford county some them look like they belong in a porn movie I can introduce you to a few if you ever feel that kind of need.
Why cause of their missing teeth
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Quote from: millcreek on October 27, 2011, 07:37:02 AM
Why cause of their missing teeth
You wish.....four words hung like a horse......
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Quote from: Wiener on October 27, 2011, 08:43:49 AM
You wish.....four words hung like a horse......
And how would you know that my friend
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Porn is deceptive in much the same way as your typical Steven Seagal movie is. In Seagal's case you have a fat old fart with zero acting ability beating up dozens of young healthy dudes for two hours. Even the best MMA fighters in the world can't take on 8 or 9 guys at once and whoop all of them by himself. It's an unrealistic fantasyland, just like porn is.
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Quote from: millcreek on October 27, 2011, 09:32:00 AM
And how would you know that my friend
I was young and wild once and gave a variety of boys a chance at this chick back when I was young skinny well muscled and hot. lol
I chased them until I had them and if I liked I stuck around for a bit and if I didn't I kicked them out of the back seat of my car.
On that note my third shift is catching up with me so off to bed I go enjoy the visially and don't be to nasty with this run down old hot chick.
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Does more than a mouth full apply to both sexes?
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Quote from: millcreek on October 27, 2011, 11:20:24 AM
Does more than a mouth full apply to both sexes?
Only when swallowed..
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