Humor for the day

[kittycat]

Very Short Story
>
>  Man driving down road.
>  Woman driving up same road.
>  They pass each other.
>  The woman yells out the window, PIG!
>  Man yells out window, BITCH!
>  Man rounds next curve.
>  And crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and wrecks his car.
>
>  Thought For the Day:
  If men would just listen~

[kittycat]

OK...going to bed now but I will get on again and post more...this kitty is tired and falling asleep!

[Wiener]

Very Short Story
>
>  Man driving down road.
>  Woman driving up same road.
>  They pass each other.
>  The woman yells out the window, PIG!
>  Man yells out window, BITCH!
>  Man rounds next curve.
>  And crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and wrecks his car.
>
>  Thought For the Day:
  If men would just listen~

OMG  ROTFLMAO,  Kitty you kill me.

[kittycat]

It is good to be a woman:   

1. We got off the Titanic first. 
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 
3. Taxis stop for us. 
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.. 
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. 
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end. 
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 
11.  We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 
12.  If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot. 
13. We will never regret piercing our ears. 
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.. 
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway. 

[pbal]

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end. 

It would be cool if you would, tho.

[oldster]

I'm with pbal on this one...

[lexiconic]

Hey no fair posting blank posts!

[new2pa]

Hey no fair posting blank posts!

?? who ??  Didn't my Cat in the Hat thing come up?

[lexiconic]

No, it just looks blank.

[new2pa]

No, it just looks blank.

Oh crap!!! I can see it... I got it in my email & tried to upload it here..... mmmmmmmm.......let me try something else.

[lexiconic]

I see what you did. You tried to link it directly from your email.

First you'll need to right click on the image to save the image to your computer (pick an easy spot like your desktop, or the pictures folder), then upload it to an image hosting service like tinypic.com or Photobucket.com, go to tinypic, and click "browse", select the file, upload it, and they will provide you with a URL. Take that URL and paste it in between the

Code:

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code.

[new2pa]

Is the new one working??

[lexiconic]

How about now?

That's odd, I still can't see it, and looking at your code, I should be able to. The site you are linking from might forbid that kind of image linking.

[new2pa]

oh balls!!

I will got back & delete that post...

[new2pa]