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« on: October 06, 2009, 08:52:40 PM »

You old Hey Martha Johnstowners know how the prior one annoyed me--  jelly ( from a squeezable bottle yet) in the peanut butter, toast crumbs in the butter-
well this one worst yet---- I like Orange Juice in the screw top bottle-- I went to get some earlier, the first thing I always do is shake the bottle to get all the good stuff in suspension-- well the idiot had just placed the top on, not screwed it on at all-- so I got Orange Juice all right, all over me, the floor, the counter................. ..................
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« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2009, 06:12:16 AM »

Seems to me I was doing that kind of stuff in high school..... Grin
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« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2009, 01:11:56 PM »

God forbid if said "houseguest" would have forgotten to put the toilet seat down!  Shocked
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« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2009, 01:33:31 PM »

You've never sat down in a bowl full of ice cold water in the middle of the night, huh?  Wink
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« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2009, 01:35:27 PM »

You old Hey Martha Johnstowners know how the prior one annoyed me--  jelly ( from a squeezable bottle yet) in the peanut butter, toast crumbs in the butter-
well this one worst yet---- I like Orange Juice in the screw top bottle-- I went to get some earlier, the first thing I always do is shake the bottle to get all the good stuff in suspension-- well the idiot had just placed the top on, not screwed it on at all-- so I got Orange Juice all right, all over me, the floor, the counter................. ..................

That's a honest mistake. The soy milk I use has the same type lid. I've been using it for 6 years and over the 6 years of use, I've done the very same thing at least 10 times now! Sometimes you think the lid is on and it is not. You have to shake soy milk as well with each use. Don't be so hard on him for something so petty!
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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2009, 01:56:17 PM »

I bet he was drinking right from the bottle.
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« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2009, 02:08:59 PM »

Chug-alug-chug-alug... Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2009, 02:14:22 PM »

...so I got Orange Juice all right, all over me, the floor, the counter................. ..................

I hope your purse was shut so the OJ didn't get all over your condoms! Grin Wink
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« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2009, 02:14:45 PM »

I hope your purse was shut so the OJ didn't get all over your condoms! Grin Wink

that's hilarious
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« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2009, 02:51:18 PM »

She'll never live that one down. Wink
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« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2009, 05:16:51 PM »

...so I got Orange Juice all right, all over me, the floor, the counter................. ..................
The first time the ex and I did it was over spilled orange juice. I can only imagine what crumbs in the butter might have led to.
You really should try to be a bit more spontaneous.
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« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2009, 05:19:44 PM »

The first time the ex and I did it was over spilled orange juice. I can only imagine what crumbs in the butter might have led to.
You really should try to be a bit more spontaneous.

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« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2009, 10:30:30 PM »

She'll never live that one down. Wink

You guys don't forget nothing, do you?
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« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2009, 10:37:48 PM »

God forbid if said "houseguest" would have forgotten to put the toilet seat down!  Shocked
grounds for immediate ejection!!!!!
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« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2009, 10:53:42 PM »

oh, and he is gone!
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